Sequel of OMFG

This just came in.. a tipster informed me that CP's will now be subjected to TC's before shift and to be returned after shift. WTF!!

This is a sequel of the OMFG posted yesterday, it so happen that i bumped into a friend of mine (working on the same firm of course, same dept, same OM, different TC), happened to tell me an intresting story behind the OMFG issue. According to him (there is your first clue - its a "him") he just got back from a 10 day suspension..why? it so happen that this him,and S, happened to manage to report to work after a drinking session. But don't get me wrong, HIM (let's call him "HIM" for now..ok) told me that he wasn't really drunk at all, (well unless like S..she was wasted when she came to work the other day. lolz) so, goin back, he was tipsy but not drunk and he managed to get some sleep prior to reporting for work. It was lunch time when he drunk with friends, and olmost midnight when he reported for work, so technically he was able to get enough sleep, and safe to say, that he maybe in perfect condition to work. But, as we all know, the smell of the alcohol is DAMN hard to beat..
So,one of the Men in White who has a "doggy kinda character of smelling" noticed that this "him" had a drink. Not that "HIM" used it as a perfume, duh?! (I imagined he may have sniffed him - he may gay..i mean sniffing is not a GUY thing- watcha tink? - well that's another story).

I bet you know what happened next..IR!!! (purfect)
So, after the 10-day Vacation, he came back and signed another..dan dan dan...love letter, for HUWAT..for not reaching the "so called so help me God" baleen score.*clap clap clap*
And so he signed, as if he can do anything about it. right? besides, their company, their rules!!

HIM was about to log out yesterday, he was expecting a call from a relative, very important call that he simply cannot put off, CP rang, he didnt answer it at first because he was still in his station, he walk past the hallway,and when he was near the door, (the door when you do the tu-tu tut thing on your ID..yeah there!) he answered the freakin' CP and guess what? He bumped into..hmmm how should i call him? DONALD TRUMP (Donald Trump - for those who don't know him is a business magnate, chairman and CEO of their corporation, the host of THE APPRENTICE, where he was assigned to FIRE people on their job).

HIM, didn't actually wait till Donald calls his attention, he immediately run to Donald's office and tried to explain, that, he can't put off the call because he was waiting the whole day for that call, and he actually didn't answer it until he's out of the OPS floor, etc etc..

Now, do I still need to tell what happened next? i bet everybody now knows..
The "Team Member's Handbook" rose from the dead.


And now, CP's will be surrendered to the TC's, haven't really confirmed if it's just this one TC or everybody else.

and BTW, as i may quote it "Personal calls during work schedule shall be limited to emergency cases only." how the hell would you know if there is a freakin emergency happening outside, if you goddamn CP is not in your possession?!
Am i the only one makin a big fuss out of it? naahh, IDTS, maybe their just to chicken shit to say anything. Anyway..GTG

Needless to say.. i do not in anyway despise HIM for bumping into Donald, it could've been ME, anybody else right? What's sad is, they are tightening the belt the wrong way, wrong timing and for wrong reasons.


signing off for now..again..
*Some themes, names,places, ideas may just be product of the twisted mind of DQmarciana.